1. stereofeathers:

    stereofeathers:

    stereofeathers:

    FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

    YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

     MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

    I’m gonna keep a copy of this in my pocket at all times

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  4. lovethyvidya:

let it rip


Beyblade made an after hours hentai?

    lovethyvidya:

    let it rip

    Beyblade made an after hours hentai?

    (via towritelesbiansonherarms)

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  5. dopernose:

    *Fox News voice* Was slavery really about race???

    Tumblr, you did good kid

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  6. Kids being dicks

    Kids being dicks

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  9. dymetaylor:

you gotta go downtown thats the way to my love 

I love purple 😍

    dymetaylor:

    you gotta go downtown thats the way to my love

    I love purple 😍

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  10. justananimeartblog:

    Do you ever forget that you can’t speak japanese so you try to multitask while watching subbed anime and realize fuck i have no idea what just happened

    My #1 reason for wanting to learn Japanese. What’s that it can also be used to broaden my horizons, make me look better on job applications, give me more freedom when traveling? Yeah that cool and all but I literally just want to not wait 3 days for an anime to be subbed/to be able to look away from the screen and still understand what’s going on.

    (via scissor-happy)

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  12. Except you can’t show a topless woman on TV - and you can’t defibrillate a woman in a bra. So victims of heart attacks on TV are always male. Did you know that a woman having a heart attack is more likely to have back or jaw pain than chest or left arm pain? I didn’t - because I’ve never seen a woman having a heart attack. I’ve been trained in CPR and Advanced First Aid by the Red Cross over 15 times in my life, the videos and booklets always have a guy and say the same thing about clutching his chest and/or bicep.

    And people laugh when I tell them women are still invisible in this world.

    distractedbyshinyobjects

    re: feministing - for women, heart attacks look different

    Things I did not know, but should.

    (via elfgrove)

    This is a post that might save a life. 

    (via str8nochaser)

    My mom worked for 25 years as an ER nurse and is convinced that a lot of women die simply because folks only know heart attack symptoms that occur in males. 

    (via darkjez)

    Society thinks our bodies are so scandalous that it’s better to put our lives at risk than to show us how to stay safe

    (via callingoutsexists)

    Again: i have to teach this Every Semester. Right next to the Geena Davis stats about women in and making films.

    (via wolvensnothere)

    (via nauticaldreamer)

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  13. I’m really just sex anime and an ego

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